Funny Pawtag Engraving Ideas

I’m Lost AF. Call My Human.

Not All Who Wander Are Lost... But I Am.

Have Your People Call My People.

I Know I’m Cute, But I Have a Home.

Microchipped (Not for Snacks).

Call My Mum Before She Cries.

Free Belly Rubs – Just Call First.

If Found, I Wasn’t Finished Exploring.

Escape Artist Extraordinaire.

Don’t Let My Fluff Fool You. I’m Trouble.

Yes, I Know I’m Gorgeous.

Please Don’t Feed Me – I’m Chunky Enough.

I Have Issues. Please Call Mum.

Oops! I Did It Again.

I Can’t Hold My Licker.

Not All Heroes Wear Capes... I Wear a Tag.

I Run This Town.

Treat First. Questions Later.

I'm On a Mission From Dog.

Do You Know the Way to My House? I Don’t.

I Swear I Know You From the Dog Park.

Official Sock Thief.

Will Sit for Snacks.

I’m Only Here for the Pats.

Wiggle Butt On Board.

Squirrel Patrol Member #247

Smol But Mighty.

Lost My Human, Kept My Cool.

Nope, Not a Stray—Just Naughty.

I Bark at Nothing. You’re Welcome.

Too Glam to Give a Damn.

Ask Me About My Zoomies.

Will Work for Walks.

Born to Nap. Forced to Walk.

Oops! Wrong Backyard.

Living My Best Off-Leash Life.

Call Mum. I’m Being Dramatic.

Not Drunk, Just Zoomies.

I Ate the Address.

Phone My Mum, She Has Snacks.

Call If I’m Being Annoying (I Am).

Proudly Overdramatic.

I Poop in Style.

Rescued & Spoiled Rotten.

Caution: May Love Too Hard.

I Got Lost Chasing a Leaf.

Lost: Probably Following a Butterfly.

Friendly AF.

Swipe Right for Treats.

I Pee on Everything.